Lack of sleep.....

Hmn......... ......... ........ So i set the alarm for 4:30 am, 'cos the sales start at 5am. Only for me to switch off the alarm when it woke me, 'cos i just wasn't feeling the need to get up at that time. Finally i woke up at past 6am, got myself ready and left the house.
After picking all the neccesary things i needed, heading towards the cashier, i saw this long line. I was like "I'm not feeling this line in any way or form, no be by force to shop the sales". Hubby goes "You love the sales, right? then you have to love the line". I honestly wasn't too happy 'bout the long queue, but i realized i had crunch biscuit in my handbag and he had a bottle of water with him, well i guess that combination would do till it's my turn.
So standing sideways, but in front of me, was this GOOD LOOKING, FYNE,FOINE, KWEET, CUTE , great looking dude. I raised my head up, smiling, with my dentition being exposed and i took a look at my hubby for a few seconds. He looked back down at me, smiled and said "You're thanking God for my beauty right?" I smiled at him and silently replied "........ this guy is fiiiineeeeeee". My husband looked down at me, smiled and replied "Thanks, i know; but i can't help it thats how i was created, thanks to God and beautiful genes." Well, i know you're good looking and all, but i'm talking 'bout someone else here.
Nywayz, I wasn't bothered about the long queue anymore, 'cos i had something else to take up my time, till it was my turn. Finally dude, noticed i was looking at him, and said "You woke up early for the sales, right", and i replied him and said " Nahhhh, i didn't sleep at all, but u sure look like you woke up just for the sales". He smiled back, and said "yeah, well that's true". I didn't stop there, i went ahead to say, "You know you're good looking, right?" So shy, he answered and said thanks, and finally turned towards me saying " Isn't that a wedding band on your finger?, and isn't that your man?" I replied him saying "Yeah thats true, but being married doesn't forbid me to appreciate beauty when i see it". I saw a cute looking man standing next to me, and i had to tell him he was cute, 'cos thats true. (You know guys would forever feel overly cool with themselves sometimes). When he noticed my husband was looking at a different direction, he came closer, and said in a very quiet voice, "how 'bout lunch sometime soon?". I replied and said "I GOT EYES FOR BEAUTY, But sorry I GOT MY EYES FIXED ON A BEAUTY ALREADY! but i still believe you'r cute though. My husband turned around, and I rested my head on his chest and placed my right hand on the left side of his chest, and smiled. My husband smiled back, feeling so so so so psyched up and cool with himself, with pride on his face, he looked at the guy, and said "How 'bout that response?" . (So he was pretending to have his attention fixed somewhere else all the while?).
The guy feeling kinda ashamed, looked back at us, and said "You both look like a wonderful couple and i admire that, but I hope you weren't offended?" As if it was planned, we replied the guy together saying "Nahhh, it's okay". So with my husband's hands round my waist he whispered and, said "I'm pscyhed up about the compliment, how about taking you shopping again, next week?". I smiled back at him, only for me to hear "Hello, Hi, did you find everything okay?"
Geeeeezzzzzzzzz, IT WAS ALL FANTASY ON A LONG QUEUE?............. .... This is what u get for not getting enuff sleep. ALL FOR SALESSSSSSS (Mind y'all i'm not a cheap person, but i appreciate crazy sales, it saves u a whole bunch on cash). And don't tell me you all don't have those funny fantasy moments.
(This happened during thanksgiving sales 2006). Just decided to share this with you all, 'cos i was reminded about it again. Have a great day people.

Happy New Year (Not too late)

HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!. Olamild after reading ur message, i knew i just had no choice than to put up something.
I'm so grateful to God for yet another year, i honestly can't thank Him enough, but i pray i would always be thankful to Him. I also pray that we'ld all have numerous reasons to be thankful to God this year. I personally i'm looking forward to being a recipient of His 2008 BLESSINGS, I'm going to believe Him and His words especially those things i thought to be impossible (EVERYTHING is possible to him who believes Mark 9:23) and i hope you all are highly expectant this year also.
To my fellow bloggers, lookerbys' and readers let's walk through 2008 with God, believing Him, and that His grace, strength and love would see us through this year. Remember the challenges would come, but it is POSSIBLE with Him.
Happy New year once again. Take care and have a funfilled and fufilled week ahead!

Being Tagged and a Trivia

I was tagged by Aloted:

Before i start here are the rules
1) Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog2) Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself3) Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs4) Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog
Those that have been tagged will know at the end, so keep reading :)


1. I DON'T FORGET FACES,Date of Birth, and Numbers:
Provided you've had a conversation with me, i can't forget your face and what you looked like the moment i saw you, i would remind you about what you wore the first time i met you and possibly what you said. If you've ever mentioned your birth date to me, then it's stuck in my memory. If i've ever dialed your number thrice, saved it on my phone or written it out, be rest assured i know your number already.
2. I LOVE DRIVING ALONE:
I would offer to give you a ride, but be rest assured that you may not enjoy the silence with me. Whenever i'm driving, i'm somewhere else enitrely. I'm quite aware of the stops signs and traffic lights, but i just want to be alone in my car. I love those alone times (PRICELESS is the ticket that takes me where those moments take me to when i'm driving).
3. STINGY PEOPLE and I:
No joke, i don't mix with stingy people. We don't fight, we don't have any form of misunderstanding and we JUST DON'T MIX. Somehow, someway we just mysteriously cross paths, loose touch and sight.
4. MY NAME:
Anywhere i go, and any oppurtunity i get, provided i have a pen with me, i would always write my name. Even on the tables, during church services, when on the phone and during interviews.
5. My NOTEBOOKS :
All the notebooks i ever used while in school is still in existence. I don't pass my notes to people, and i don't throw them away 'cos i'm always on the go with writing. I write a whole lot, but i prefer doing it on paper and pen.

6.I'M A SERIOUSLY RECOVERING ADDICT :
From what? you guess what?

7. I'm uniquely weird.
i'm tagging believer, Ebony, 9jaopeke, Nyemoni, Babawilly, omosewa and Isi

To my #6 weirdness....................I'm a recovering garrium sulphate addict

So what would be your action in this case:
Picture yourself outside playing with a baby, with just a towel covering you. As you threw the baby up, your towel loosened. Which would you grab first, your towel or the baby?
Be honest.

I'm reminded..........

Happy new month everyone, i know it's long overdue, but i guess not too late. It's so amazing how we've come to the end of yet another year. Thank God for His protection and mercies. I was going to put up a post on PDL week 4, but after what happened to me this evening, i decided to put up something else.
I don't know if some of you have ever been in situations in your life where you just forget about your worries and focus on who God has been to you so far. That happened to me again this evening. I was driving home from the library with a friend and all of a sudden, i don't know what happened and how it happened, but it felt like i was zoomed out of my worried state to a state of peace. I found myself thanking God mainly for His love and i started declaring and reaffirming Gods' words concerning my life, as in i went from being in a worried state to a calm state, and all i could focus on was His love for me. (I just had to shar this with us)
I hope one of you who stops by, would pause for a minute and remind yourselves and encourage yourselves that He has allowed and disallowed all things in your life all 'cos of HIS UNDYING and SELFLESS love for your best interest. (I know it could be difficult to see it like that atimes, but just hold on to His word that says "I will NEVER leave you nor forsake you"Hebrews 13vs 5 & 6).

It wasn't about how He called me, but what He called me
It wasn't about the gaze in His eyes, but how i felt when He gazed upon me
It wasn't about His anger, but the ache i believe He has on His face when i hurt
It wasn't about His spoken words to me, but how He spoke them to me
It wasn't about how i feel He smiled at me, but how the thought of His smile makes me feel
It wasn't about how His words sang to me, but how His words sang of me
It wasn't about how He cared for me, but how His care showed me of His love for me
It wasn't about His guiding my steps, but how He picked me up when i stumbled
It wasn't about His heart, but how His heart never stops beating for me
It wasn't about His assuring words, but what assurance i have knowing i have Him
It's really not about Him, but His love, how He loves me, and how He's teaching me about His love......
This love......... His love...... would stand the test of all times and would NEVER FAIL.

30 Days of Thankfulness: Day 22

Tagged by Allied:

Join me in the Thankfulness Chain....if you've been tagged, please complete the tag on the assigned day example... if you're tagged for November 21... that is day 21 and you should title your post 30 Days of Thankfulness - Day 21 provide a link to the person that tagged you previously Also provide a link to the two people that you're tagging for the next day so we can all follow the chain... Do let them know they're being tagged.. why they're being tagged, and how to grow the chain if you're unable to do the tag on your assigned day... still choose the day to reflect the date you do it (if you're choosing not to back date it) ...example... if you're tagged for November 25 but dont get to do it till November 27... and you're not back dating.. it's okay to do it as Day 27 you can post these rules or something to this effect to help it along...................................................................................

I sat down and thought about what i'm thankful for and i started typing, but there seemed to be no end to it, but i got a summary of it all, and it was all about what I as a person, Your daughter is thankful to You for:

Dad, I'm so thankful for all that is me, and that includes "You".
I'm thankful to You 'cos there were many times i thought to myself "It could have been me" positively or negatively. But You knew why it wasn't me.
I'm thankful to You 'cos of the friends You've allowed my way
I'm thankful to You 'cos in my smallness Your greatness is exalted.
I'm thankful to You 'cos in searching for peoples' acceptance without assurance, You offered me Yours' with outstrectched arms.
I'm thankful to You 'cos in my shame, You became the lifter of my head.
I'm thankful to You 'cos anytime i feel like a nobody, i know You're the SOMEBODY i can run to.
I'm thankful to You 'cos thru my pain and struggles, You gave me a new song.
I'm thankful to You 'cos You counted me worthy of being mindful of.
I'm thankful to You 'cos You never gave up on me.

For my past and the message in it, i say Thank You
For my family and our journey as a whole, i say Thank You
For the breath of life and the gift of yet another second, i say Thank You
For my tears and my emotions, i say Thank You
For being the change in my generation, i say Thank You
For my strength and my existence as a woman, i say Thank You
For Your calling concerning my life and it's fulfillment, i say Thank You
For my future and its bountiful provisions, i say Thank You
For my future kids, the joy they'ld bring to us, i say Thank You
For wisdom bestowed as a parent and my motherhood skills, i say Thank You
For my future husband and the presence of You in him, i say Thank You
For the gift of Your love, grace, patience and tolerance in my marriage i say Thank You
For writing my love story, i say Thank You
For being a witness to this confession and bringing it to fufillment, i say THANK YOU!


Aren't You the God who even angels gasps at the wonder of Your holiness, or can't capture Your divine magnificence? Then who am i not to be thankful?
Dad, i'm so thankful for ALL that is me and all that includes You.

When i think 'bout all those ungrateful moments and attitude of mine, all i can honestly say is Dad, I'm SORRYFULLY THANKFUL to You and that includes ALL that is me.
I tag Disgodkid and Pstr. Emmanuel for Day 23 .
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, i hope you all stop for a second and think about why He deserves our thanks, not just today but always. And yes, i'm thankful to God for you (the reader) 'cos you're part of ALL that is me.
Have a great weekend ahead, and i should update soon on my PDL reading. Have a funfilled and fufilled end of the week.

Anoda Laff!!1

So i know i haven't updated on PDL yet, please do bear with me. I should do that pretty soon. Hope we all had a funfilled and fufilled weekend? Just to bribe you all with sniles till i update, this is another funny one. But to laugh out loud, read it out. Take care of yourselves and have a great and fufilled week ahead. Take charge people!!!!!!!!




Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
> >> >G: "What?"
> >> >RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
> >> >G: "I don't think so."
> >> >RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
> >> >G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahntoes' means."
> >> >RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin webodder?"
> >> >G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast' Fine. Yes, anEnglish muffin will be fine."
> >> >RS: "We bodder?"
> >> >G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
> >> >RS: "Wad?"
> >> >G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
> >> >RS: "Copy?"
> >> >G: "Excuse me?"
> >> >RS: "Copy...tea.. .meel?"
> >> >G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
> >> >RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye? ?"
> >> >G: "Whatever you say."
> >> >RS: "Tenjewberrymuds"
> >> >G : "You're very welcome."

Yhellow.....

Hello everyone, how'r we all doing and howz our week coming? Just had to share this joke with us all, iknow some of you have read/heard it before, but there's nothing wrong with smiling or laughing again, right? Nywayz, till my next post comes on, enjoy this and HAPPY NEW MONTH, i pray this month marks the begin/continuation of great things in our lives. Take care everyone.

This happened in a Classroom in Warri.

Teacher: You Boy, spell plantain
Boy: Whish one? The ripe one abi the unripe one?
Teacher: Shuo !! What difference does it make? Just spell plantain! Abi you wan try me?
Boy: Shuo Teasha, no be fightooo! If you fry the ripe one na 'DODO', if you fry the unripe one na 'SHIPS', if you roast am, na 'BOLI' and if you soak am come dry am na 'KPEKERE' all of dem na plantain,so whish one you wan make I spell na?! Tok quick I wan waka.